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I'M DATING MATT DAMON!
YOU'RE DATING MATT DAMON?
WELL I'M DATING HANNA MONTANA.
she's dating hannah montanna, backstage, in my concert, dates me on my parent's bed,
after school, in my locker, in the car, i give her head.
i'm also dating the flava

yeah boy she datin flava flav boo. ya know what time it is cause i'm datin juney too waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

yeah i know but it's true flava flav he dates me too

& i swapped with calvin & he swaps with that dude

& we're all dating hellboy.

awwwwwwwwyeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
they're dating hellboy & i'm dating the hulk

when i get really mad i start dating ironman

a most unconfortable screw but i date the princess too

ding-dong

who's that ringing on my bell?

the chick who's dating ironman that's i-r-o-n-m-a-n & i like his tin can

well that's really great because i'm dating wolf

awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
datin wolf ain't that a pity cause i'm datin those broads from sex in the city
awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

he dates the sex in the city gals
(thinks) so i wondered would wolf really get jelous if he found out if we were dating the guy with the big utility belt?

they're all dating batman. at wayne mannor, in the batcave, butler alfred is our love slave, riddle me this, holy bathouse, i'm also dating amy winehouse?

he's dating amy winehouse, yeah on the down low.....low.....low
& i'm dating jessica simpson, cause that's how i roll.....roll....roll

she's dating jessica simpson, oh yeahhhhhh
& i think i might have dated that hot assassin

everyone dates me & i date them back u see,
& that mexican too with the tragic hair doo

(talking)call it heads, i'm dating jt

i'm dating that male model cause he's so fine,
& i'd like too get up in them calvin kleins

it's true jt dates me once again,
but i'm also dating prince caspian

i am handsome & i am cool,
that's why this prince dates the kids from high school

yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh hh! Whooooooooo!
come on let me hear ya now's the time to party
u know what time it is?no what time is it?
it's time to date
date meeee, date meee,date meeeeeeeeeee
he dates all the kids in high school,
under the bleachers, in the showers, while we're changing for gym class

i'm dating oprah

i'm dating obama

i'm dating indiana's ass

she's dating indiana, & i'm dating hancock

he's dating hancock, & i'm dating beowolf

u know u like it, & i'm datin kung-fu panda

& i'm dating michael jackson

heeeeee-heeeeee, don't judge me, i love my animals u see

oh yeah, he's dating the chipmunks, sad to say it, but it's true
he dates the chimpmunks date uuuuuuuuuuuuu

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