Score: 10

"Santa Knows ALL"

submission: Christmas with Dad and Me

date: December 31, 2009

He knew that Son really wanted his head for christmas and the only way to do that and still make his last run was to give son coal. So that way dad would come and find him at the north pole. That's why he had that box ready in his desk, so that Dad wouldn't have to worry about wrapping it up.

Score: 1

"*sigh* where has the world gone wrong"

submission: Shopping Cart Hero 2

date: December 30, 2009

i'm sorry to say that when i first played this, i enjoyed it.
I'm sorry to say that because while Mochi-coins don't play a huge role, they are still in there. I feel that the game was not a major improvement over the last one, and the prices on the items are pointlessly high. I say pointless because i was on jump 60, and i still didn't even get to purchase all the tricks, let alone the dumpster or the "golden cart", and when i quit and came back the next day, the save system kept everything i unlocked, but i can no longer earn money on jumps and as a result can't unlock anything else. So to recap, make upgrades cheaper and fix save system.

Score: 8

"okay, good"

submission: Santa's Tree

date: December 27, 2009

it was a beautifully made flash, don't listen to people like deadpenguins (who doesn't realize that when you hurt the trees you hurt the animals), or marc0s92 (who listened to a guy named deadpenguins, and can't even tell the main character is a squirrel) i think the message was well received by the majority of people who watched this flash. however, i just can't let the acorn thing go, i'm sorry. Also, perhaps, to make your message stronger, spend more time with the squirrel, show us how adorable he is, give us more reason to hate the lumberjack.

Score: 10

"Oh, poor mikey"

submission: My Two Front What?

date: December 26, 2009

when will kids learn that rapid growth of any body part results in a quicker death, not to mention extreme amounts of pain. Also, why was his jaw broken?

Score: 10

"Dude, that was awsome."

submission: |~Snow Snow For Lucy~|

date: December 26, 2009

But i knew it would be. i just wasn't expecting it to go in that direction. It was simple and didn't leave me bored. I have to say that was the fastest 22 min has gone by for me with flash anything. So my hats off to ya.
(also if you are a professional animator, cartoonist, etc. i sense you will have a long career ahead of you, filled with money and other goodies.)
If this is the low quality version im sure the full quality version looks and sounds like it came from an animating studio

Score: 10

"Crane kick meets door >o<"

submission: Prelude to the One

date: December 18, 2009

that was the best one. As to ppl who clicked on this thinking it would be anything but a stick fight, go suck on a doorknob, if it's good enough for Tom Fulp it's good enough for Newgrounds. Hell if it's good enough for the author to feel obligated to submit it, it is good enough for Newgrounds, and yes that includes every flash on this site, including the more crappy ones, because hard work is a matter of prospective.

Score: 10

"The idea of hippy-ism is selfish"

submission: Pencilmation 11

date: December 13, 2009

Hippies have the right ideas, just go about it the wrong way. They feel the idea of society is wrong, so they "break away" from "society" by living off the land of others, living together, sharing things, trading an object of value for the service of some kind. Sounds a lot like the "society" they are trying to get away from, no? They also think that "progress" is to start a giant music festival, not collect any money, smoke, do drugs, and drink until they all pass out or are kicked out by the town. In reality, hippies are no more than selfish children who couldn't make it in the real world so they try to make their own society of "party nomads". Believe me im all for parting and helping the environment but u cant claim a good cause for partying if the party doesn't help your cause. Yes it is good to bring attention to certain things but it's better to bring change yourself.

Score: 10

"All i could think about was her ass"

submission: : A Missing Element :

date: December 10, 2009

as the missing element, then she said asspect and i knew it was coming to that. A++

Score: 10

"Is that wat that was? >XP"

submission: Chamber Of Human Horrors

date: December 10, 2009

i thought it was a tumor. was hoping u would have an endless loop for her ass jiggle, or at least three hours. XD

Score: 9

"Thank you for summing it up"

submission: The Sharingans

date: December 9, 2009

it's hard keeping track of all the sharingan users and their abilities