Tinkerbell yea and she'll "fix" u till u get it right
she has always been disney's least obscure sex reference, i mean come on, a pocket size hot woman who can fly, doesn't talk, doesn't need to eat, can use magic, and is given orders from a 15 yr old boy. you do the math.
P.s. my summary is a play off her role in the new series fairies which explains why she is called tinker bell. My sister watches it and i can honestly say the other fairies are just as hot. Tinker fairies fix things that go wrong.
P.P.s my summary reminded me of a joke- a bartender is watching the crowd in his club when three different guys come up to pay their tab for the night. The first one says; yo, i'm bringin home this hot gymnast-y tonight she's so flexible, shes gonna be able to f and suck me at the same time! The second guy answers; thats nothin i got a hot nurse with me and we're play doctor all night. The third guy replies; yea well im dating a teacher. The other two burst out laughing and they all leave with their dates for the evening. A week later the three guys are back at the bar ordering drinks when the first guy says: never have sex with a gymnast, all we did was stretch in weird ass positions, i was so tired that i fell asleep before we even got started. The second guy responds, all i heard was "you're unclean!, you're unclean!," i was like shut up and enjoy it bitch but she just wouldn't stop. This time the third guy burst out laughing: you remember that teacher i was telling u about? well when we were done, she was like "wrong, wrong. wrong, and we are going to keep doing it until u get it right!"
yea not really that funny on paper but you get the idea.
Ben Teen